Showing posts with label news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label news. Show all posts

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Miss. woman gets shot in head, makes tea

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Saturday, July 21, 2007

The 25th Amendment had only been used twice before this week. It is a lovely and morbid amendment...necessary, and maybe not lovely. Lovelier than the president's innards, to be sure.
See: "When the President is the Patient," which at the Mütter Museum is accompanied by a jarred abscess, formerly belonging to Grover Cleveland before it was secretly removed, on a yacht, from his jaw.


P.S. I hate you Linda Black. You ruined my day. Now leave us alone.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

today i had a pink strawberry frosted doughnut, and yesterday a steam pipe blew up in midtown.
or was it a transformer?

Monday, July 16, 2007

Good news! The World's Tallest Man and the World's Shortest Man met. They are both from Mongolia.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

"No one at Disneyland should ever have to cry."

g-d it, bun, i miss you
and i miss the haunted mansion too.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Friday, April 27, 2007

BEE AUTOPSY

bees are disappearing all over the world and no-one knows why
i wouldn't want to live in a world without bees.

Monday, April 16, 2007

to make things worse, british bumblebees are endangered.
there just aren't enough flowers around.

just look how beautiful a bee is.
five thousand bunnies

got into a car accident
in hungary

and blocked traffic
for hours,

and one hundred bunnies went free

Saturday, March 31, 2007

hell-a

i love this photo

(from the la times by reader Deposee)(the fire was started by fireworks)

i like it almost as much as i love my favorite postcard of all time


i love this card too:

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

the fate of anna's baby

He held the door for his wife and attorney, then waited in line behind them and reporters to pass through the metal detector (it didn't beep).