Friday, April 27, 2007


bees are disappearing all over the world and no-one knows why
i wouldn't want to live in a world without bees.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

if looks could kill

I had forgotten how hard it sometimes is to be a girl until today when I wore a skirt

ignore me, please and thank you,
i'm feeling punchy, jerk

Friday, April 20, 2007


this time last year i was watching three horror movies a day, most of them dubbed,
and i was thinking about you all the damn time.

you still have to see I Vampiri, i mean it. it is the loveliest vampire movie.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

revel in your moth holes,
it's a WHO DO YOU WANT TO PUNCH afternoon!

i want to punch the snobbish apple store in soho for selling only Little of Use and Mostly Foolish Items, and the girl on the train whose overbearing Victorian hair was much too near me. because of her I concluded that hipsters are really ugly people who attach so many things to themselves that one can't tell.

i miss my partner in crime.

other than all that, i feel wonderful. it is a beautiful day in crown heights, the sidewalk trash and stray cats are bathed in golden sunlight, the weeds are growing up green in the vacant lot, and there is ice cream melting on the stoop.

Monday, April 16, 2007

to make things worse, british bumblebees are endangered.
there just aren't enough flowers around.

just look how beautiful a bee is.
five thousand bunnies

got into a car accident
in hungary

and blocked traffic
for hours,

and one hundred bunnies went free

Sunday, April 15, 2007

yesterday morning i rode in a school bus to go to a funeral
i still don't know who i was crying for

Thursday, April 12, 2007

tomorrow: how i spent my friday the 13th
we'll go to coney island and hold hands in the spookarama

Sunday, April 8, 2007

baby let's go

a ghoul's educational world tour
a work in progress

1. The Mutter Museum, Philadelphia, PA
2. National Museum of Health and Medicine, Washington DC
3. The Hunterian Museum, London
4. Cuvier's Galerie d'anatomie comparée, Paris
5. La Specola, Florence
if that is not enough
6. The Museum of Questionable Medical Devices, Minneapolis, MN
7. New Orleans Historic Voodoo Museum, New Orleans, LA
8. The Menczer Museum of Medicine and Dentistry, Hartford, CT
9. International Museum of Surgical Science, Chicago, IL
10. The Barnum Museum, Bridgeport, CT
11. The Museum of Jurassic Technology, Culver City, CA
12. American Funeral Service Museum, Houston, TX
13. The Museum of Funeral Customs, Springfield, IL

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

i think i hate whispering,
hearing it, i mean.
except in museums and libraries, everyone expects that.

Monday, April 2, 2007

there you are!

Sunday, April 1, 2007

where did you go?
It's April 1st, bunny bunny rabbit,
i'm going to the zoo