Sunday, July 29, 2007

today i went to the church of heavy metal

i have been saved

Friday, July 27, 2007

oh siouxsie


yesterday i got lost in the cemetery for hours
it was ok

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

"She put on her bathing suit and swallowed a tubeful of tranquilizers. Then she swam far toward the open sea. She thought the tablets would make her very tired and she would drown."

Saturday, July 21, 2007

The 25th Amendment had only been used twice before this week. It is a lovely and morbid amendment...necessary, and maybe not lovely. Lovelier than the president's innards, to be sure.
See: "When the President is the Patient," which at the Mütter Museum is accompanied by a jarred abscess, formerly belonging to Grover Cleveland before it was secretly removed, on a yacht, from his jaw.

P.S. I hate you Linda Black. You ruined my day. Now leave us alone.

I hope it isn't too late

all black and sunscreen

Thursday, July 19, 2007

today i had a pink strawberry frosted doughnut, and yesterday a steam pipe blew up in midtown.
or was it a transformer?


Monday, July 16, 2007

Good news! The World's Tallest Man and the World's Shortest Man met. They are both from Mongolia.

Friday, July 13, 2007

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

bat with a new-fangled western umbrella, Yoshitoshi, 1882.