THE YGGYSSEY

• Ghostology
• Your ghostly bunny friend
• Norman put the shoofly pie on your fershlugginer lens
• Witchocracy
• Look at the Dreamboat
• the quivering bog, the king of the ravens
• Blow it out your leathern bag, that is an ancient Los Angeles tradition
• huge black fire breathing horses
• various nameless shrieking creatures
• OLD NEW HACKENSACK WELCOMES YOU TO SUPERNATURAL DAYS
• black cat groomers
  

"She put on her bathing suit and swallowed a tubeful of tranquilizers. Then she swam far toward the open sea. She thought the tablets would make her very tired and she would drown."

THE TRUTH ABOUT GHOSTS

1. The only people who end up ghosts are MURDERED.

2. Some ghosts like Dad dont know they are murdered until after they die but they always find out.

3. All ghosts get the Terrors.

4. The Terrors can only stop when ghosts stop being ghosts.

5. Ghosts can only stop being ghosts when they get Revenge.

6. Ghosts can only get their Revenge when the murderer is killed.

7. Not all the Living can see ghosts only some of the Living and they are mostly the children of the ghosts.

8. If the Living dont take Revenge in the No Time the ghosts stay ghosts for ever.