"what are you drinking, spider tea?"

"I am really terribly sorry to be sounding like all these dead people."

“In 1940,” Hitler told the Nazi architect Albert Speer, “the Olympic Games will take place in Tokyo. But thereafter they will take place in Germany for all time to come.”

I have no trouble admitting that I use Aqua-Net

there's something nice about having enough hair to cover the back of my neck

it's nice to listen
to a variety of lively classical music
while on hold
with the bank's fraud representatives