today i went to the church of heavy metal
















i have been saved

ps
oh siouxsie

I AM IN A HORRIBLE MOOD

yesterday i got lost in the cemetery for hours
it was ok

"She put on her bathing suit and swallowed a tubeful of tranquilizers. Then she swam far toward the open sea. She thought the tablets would make her very tired and she would drown."

The 25th Amendment had only been used twice before this week. It is a lovely and morbid amendment...necessary, and maybe not lovely. Lovelier than the president's innards, to be sure.
See: "When the President is the Patient," which at the Mütter Museum is accompanied by a jarred abscess, formerly belonging to Grover Cleveland before it was secretly removed, on a yacht, from his jaw.


P.S. I hate you Linda Black. You ruined my day. Now leave us alone.

I hope it isn't too late

all black and sunscreen

today i had a pink strawberry frosted doughnut, and yesterday a steam pipe blew up in midtown.
or was it a transformer?

I LOVE YOU

Good news! The World's Tallest Man and the World's Shortest Man met. They are both from Mongolia.

happy friday the 13th

the gunshots were real

bat with a new-fangled western umbrella, Yoshitoshi, 1882.